Er'y day man.
ussawesome: when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man
makkine: makkine: Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society
stays3venteen: TELL YOUR BOYFRIEND IF HE SAYS HE’S GOT BEEF THAT I’M A VEGETARIAN AND I AINT FUCKING SCARED OF HIM
bloner: things that should be allowed to be used in essays: i shit you not you feel me no but get this i’m just sayin let me explain you a thing and yeah
I said never apologize for how you feel. No one can control how they feel. The...– Iain S. Thomas, Intentional Dissonance (via stolenchild)
hipsterinatardis: Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.
Argument I heard on the bus
Guy 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.
stuff you ask your mom: mom where’s my towel mom what do we eat for dinner mom what’s time is it mom where’s my phone mom when do you come back mom whats day is it stuff you ask your dad dad where is mom
The truth is like a lion. You don’t have to defend it. Let it loose. It will...– St. Augustine (354–430)