April 2008
“Behave like everything you do matters.
Think like nothing you do matters.”
– Bob (info arch) (via 60gritbeard) (via teabrodo)
One Sentence →
candywrapper: “One Sentence is about telling your story, briefly. Insignificant stories, everyday stories, or turning-point-in-your-life stories, boiled down to their bare essentials.” Worth bookmarking.
Crazy impractal clock (via someone) →
“Williams
Money. Derives from the word “bills” used to describe...”
– Thank you urbandictionary.
Robbie Ackerman at the sobriety checkpoint
Cop: Are you under the influence?
Robbie: No.
Cop: Why are you green?
Robbie: I'm the Grinch.
Cop: Are you under the influence?
Robbie: No, I'm the Grinch in the play.
“the person you love is 72% water.”
– found written on a wall in my soph. sociology class. love it still. (via afemme)
Reigel: Trag, "Reigel" now replaces "red". So Reigel and yellow make orange.
Trag: Ooh wow, you're a primary.
How to be an Ass →
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Anyone who can decode this wins a cookie.
The crimson ursidae with scarlet coverlet has been transferred to the horned one with broad pendulous muzzle. He will transfer it to the agreed upon location. Please inform Enlaur to be on the look out for it’s pending arrival.Top Secret Information. This e-mail will self destruct in 5 minutes.
Touch Screen Coffee Tables →
holy crap…totally getting one. cultyouth:Found by Isaac.
Craazy Prankster →
