Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn.– C.S. Lewis (via misscedar)
I can never read all the books I want; I can never be all the people I want and...– Sylvia Plath (via misscedar)
me: yup.... that's all brodo can say is "awww"
me: which is funny because i don't think i've ever heard you say it in real life.
brodo: i probably have. you probably just tone it out because you want to think of me as hardass.
Diamond in a Pearl
wow those are gorgeous teabrodo: Chi Huynh, a jewelry artist, came up with the idea to insert gemstones into oysters so pearls would form around the stones rather than a speck of sand. It worked and not only were the pearls of near perfect quality but his plan to carve into them and expose the gemstone inside worked. Read the article, very interesting. Diamond in a Pearl | www.Galateausa.com
Street sign theft occurs when street signs are stolen– wow. Street sign theft - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (via teabrodo)
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Nate I knew I had it bad for her when I caught myself checking my watch to determine exactly what time our paths crossed each Tuesday, but I never figured I had a chance until the day I caught her checking hers. tags: crush [add] 2008-06-23 13:22:03 / Rating: 106.75 / Charles The moment the bears arrived we knew we had picked the worse of the two campsites. tags: humor camping bears...
hold the phone...
ok. first off how did you get an iphone and printer for free? now…if you are accessing tumblr on the iphone…..how do you right click?…i don’t know. but most importantly: Who the hell is alkkamai?
imperfection is beauty; madness is genius; and it is better to be absolutely...– marilyn monroe (via littlesparrow)
I’ll teach you how to spit tomorrow.– Lauren instructing Julia how to properly brush her teeth.
What could possibly go wrong with a bunch of drunk people riding horses? Its...– R.J.’s snarky e-mail
Now whenever my friends first go to warped tour I tell them these three rules about the crowds 1. No one gives a s**t about you. They want to get to the front so they WILL step on you, push you over, etc. 2. Don’t give a s**t about anyone. YOU want to get to the front so for your own sake, step on people, push them out of the way…do what you gotta do. 3. Once youre in there,...
So I’ve got this costume I’m working on…and since sewing takes a long time i like to listen to music; I chose modest mouse. So I’m sitting there sewing, pinning actually. Like all good sewers (lmao) I hold the pin in my mouth while i arrange the fabric. So i’m still sitting there, pin in mouth, when to my great excitement Dashboard comes on. I love that song. I...
Salt Vs. Pepper
Dad: Pass the pepper and salt.
Me: Did you say that on purpouse?
Me: You said pepper first.
Dad: Sometimes pepper has a complex.
Worry is a misuse of imagination.– Dan Zadra (via enquotations)
the numbers you have to push to type mon mon’s name in a text message.
Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do…..unless it’s fun. Then...– Buddy
Now wait a minute, wait a minute….I’ve got stories I haven’t...– Mr. Neil
Now what do you do when it gets hot? Ya get hot with it.– Mr. Neil
Words of Wisdom
Those who park farthest away are more likely to be offered an escort.
It’s a sad day when there’s a toad hut without any toads in it.– Lauren
A Thirst for Understanding
yourdp: Attempting to explain the Emo culture to small group of 50 year old coworkers was considerably more difficult and awkward than I had expected. They had some very pressing questions that I was not equipped to answer. I recommended Dashboard Confessional as homework. HAAHAHahahahha