Zombies do like the other other white meat.
Dean: Speaking of, what do you care about zombies?
Sam: What do you mean?
Dean: Well, you've been on soul-saving detail for months now. And we're three weeks out and all of a sudden, you're interested in some hot zombie action?
Sam: Hey, man, you're the one who's been all gung ho to hunt. I just thought I'd be doing you a favor.
Dean: Hey, no, no, no, no, no. I didn't say I didn't want to do it, okay. I mean, obviously, I want to hunt some zombies.
Guy: What are you thinking about?
Girl: I was touching my bruise.
Guy: I enjoy doing that. They're the perfect size.
Girl: ...I was talking about my BRUISE.
Guy: Oh! I feel really awkward now.
Overheard in MD.
MD where exactly?
Star Wars: Meet Star Wars' Corpse Droid, Who... →
60gritbeard: A droid idea that may have been in the new Star Wars game. Amazing idea. Hahha ok…. in this week’s episode of Supernatural, Time is on My Side. The bad guy does the same thing as the Corpse Droid, just a different motive: immortality. “…Doc Benton, a real-life doctor who, in 1816, abandoned his medical practice to follow his obsession with finding the key to...
Death at a Funeral
Jamie: I stopped when I saw the midget.
Me: Smart girl.
Jamie: Although the guy that accidentaly took the drugs was funny to watch...
Mom: Which one?
let her rock all night long– Louiegir on Yahoo! Answeres referring to a one time, deep virus scan on a computer.
Captain Jack Sparrow isn’t worth a shit.– My dad using my Pirates of the Caribbean blanket while trying to keep warm on our seriously miscalculated “camping” trip.
Seymour Glass Was Such a Sensitive Child
Little boy (pointing to a plastic butterfly): Mommy, what's that?
Mom: That's a butterfly. Do you like butterflies?
Little boy (timidly): No...
Mom: Why not?
Little boy: They hurt me.
The Mall, Victoria, Canadia
hhahaha i loved this one too.... there are so many great ones on there that it is hard to pick.
Ryder del Fin: oh....
Ryder del Fin: hahha
Ryder del Fin: I thouhgt like the school assigned it.
Sportscuiti09: oh no no lol
Sportscuiti09: they wouldnt have choosen that anyway
Sportscuiti09: they'd be like catholicgirl 18
Citizens for our betterment?
thewilliambeckett: I can’t sleep I feel like this is an explosion that nobody else could ever really know Now everbody’s losing control I’ve got myself to blame for this I was not prepared for this I am not what you thought I was This is where that ends Are you with me or not at all? Don’t say you’re more than this, or above all this I will never believe you You saw for yourself the way it played...
cultyouth: gokachu: MyToons - Watch Cartoons, Animation - Animation - Play - Oktapodi “Two octopuses help each other in their slapstick escape from the grasps of a stubborn restaurant cook. However, even after overcoming insurmountable odds to reunite, their fight to stay together is not over.” Gobelins students strike again! A 2007 short that has been making its festival rounds and raking...
Even better the second time around. I love me a hot car.
i love the academy is…! i also love the band Cobra Starship! they did a...– missyrissy
If ignited, foam can produce rapid flame spread, intense heat, dense black smoke...– Unusual fire & explosion hazards of memory foam as provided by Foamorder.com.
You won't know what it is unless you click it.... →
that kid is sweet– Caitlin regarding The Rocket Summer
Jamie (in the car): ...But I wanted to go to Target for stuff for school....
Me (also in the car... as we passed the sign for the cornmaze): I was at Target yesterday... you didn't miss anything. They were totally out of corn.
Mom: It's ok. She got cornfused.
“Almost Here was about us starting out, Santi is trying to find ourselves...– x_catch_a_dream on livejournal. solamente para mí…. word.
For all those unanswered questions...... →
I Dont Even Know [game] →
(via teabrodo) k so i got 6 min 7 seconds…. This is almost as much fun as the impossible quiz: http://www.addictinggames.com/theimpossiblequiz.html … I have gotten to question 77. Other fun games include the Crimson Room, the Verdian Room, the White Chamber, and the Blue Chamber here: http://www.fasco-csc.com/index_e.php … wow that brings back memories. : P Another...
I saw 26 shooting stars on vacation.– It’s true. : )
It is my firm belief that everyone can draw a good picture and everyone can...– ON a different note I wish that I had enough time to just totally focus on the olympics….
cute. blakeley: My first video I’ve shot in complete HD, location Gawker rooftop. I dare you to watch this and not fall in like with Allison Weiss.
I found a clover with four leaves.
I don’t regret that his wall mounted shark jaw cut my arm because now I...– Me….it’s amazing I didn’t loose an arm.
Do you wanna see the inside of a taco?– Lauren, at dinner.
Aparently they've never actually seen The Adam's...
Veronica (coming up from under the water so that her hair hangs in her face): How do I look?
Lauren: Like Cousin Ed.