September 2008
Aliens
Female student: ....They piled in and they drive you across really fast. It was really quick, and they didn't have to wait in line.
Professor: So your father came back from Mexico illegally?
Female student: It was really simple. You just pay them $5 and they zip you across.
“Who did it?”
– Some girl in class about Jesus’ crucifixion…
“They have laptops…. Wev’e got to be able to give a white guy a fro.”
– Professor Bethea
Little did you know that I already had one....but... →
How Long Could You Survive Chained to a Bunk Bed... →
This is so cool! I’ve got 54 seconds!
(via teabrodo)
“I don’t want to pay for your fucking popcorn incompetence!”
– Mary-Kate in reference to being fined for our two fire “drills”
Diminutive Asian girl: Well, I think that...
English professor: Isn't "Balls!" such a great expression? It's just so... you know... I give you all permission to interject and interrupt this class by shouting "Balls!" at any time for the rest of the year. Sorry, go ahead with your comment.
Diminutive Asian girl: Well, I think that...
English professor: Balls!
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“Man, that’ll freeze your nipples.”
– Male student to other male student, with only a towel around his waist, as they walk outside whrere it was considerably cooler.
“…one of the best deals on Earth.”
– Wolstenholme in reference to a mechanical pony ride costing but a penny.
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“Ahh, the Bellagio. I’ll be sure to bring my veggie plate.”
– M.G.C. TAITV Cutting Room Floor 3.
An Huge Bag of M&M's
teabrodo:
Almost done in one day.
I’ve had my peanut variety bag since the 28th of August….. XD
I hate how they melt on your hands.
“Either you stand for something or you fall for anything.”
– Public Enemy
“Could you tell us where the asshole detectors are?”
– Professor Bethea
“Have you meet any “cute” boys yet
Mom said you were surrounded on...”
– oh Mammaw….
Yessss...... →
College Students are Swierd.
In my dorm room, on my bed; doing homework, copying notes. Dude walks in on his cell phone, gives me a hi-five. Leaves. WTF
“Dead-board Confessional”
– Professor Bethea’s name for the so called “punk” band.
“I got hit by a dump truck. But I was chasing beer… It was a good...”
– Professor Bethea
Nate Berkus' 5 Ways to Give Your Home an Instant...
Time Warp 1: Busy patterned rugs underneath busy patterned sofas
Update: Patterned rugs and patterned sofas make for a cluttered look. Update the old sofa with a simple slipcover, and replace patterned rugs. "A simple rug-cotton, wool," Nate says.
Time Warp 2: Ruffled throw pillows
Update: Replace ruffled pillows with modern linen, cotton or velvet ones. "You can find these absolutely everywhere," he says.
Time Warp 3: Dried flower arrangements
Update: Get rid of those dried flowers. Try replacing them with an elegant, live orchid. "It really does make a huge difference," Nate says.
Time Warp 4: Ruffled curtains
Update: When you ditch those frilly curtains-which you really should do-Nate has a trick to make your windows look bigger. Above the top of the window, hang an inexpensive bamboo shade and add simple cotton or linen draperies.
Time Warp 5: Multiple photos in a single frame with matte cutouts
Update: While photos are an important, personal decoration in any home, Nate says the multiple-photo frames actually make those photos seem less important. "You don't have to throw anything away, but just frame them individually," he says.
This guy is so smart. Totally backing up everything 100%
For the longest time I thought that was ice in an... →
“I think your bug just peaced through the roof.”
– Mary-Kate
WatchSolemente para mi.
“I have a mom.”
– Little boy sitting on a bench at Kohls, to me as I passed by. 