January 2009
A quality Yahoo! answer...
Question: What is the benefits of taking trace minerals with Alfalfa and kelp?
its from Great salt lake .
Best Answer: Honestly I donot know what u r talking about.
But there must be some benefits I guess. Since u r taking. whenever u take, there's some benefit. & some guilt too. for ur taking what does not belong to u.
kgbkgb. you want to know it you got it. for 50... →
Ahahhaha yesss... →
“Alex wanted to make music that girls could dance to.”
– Franz Fredinand bio.
“My love for you is a stampede of horses.”
– Aidan koch for the nurses.
The Smith-Corona Silent
That Wouldn't Make a Bad Video Game
Grandmother: I think the cat is pregnant with one kitten or something.
Five-year-old boy: Yeah, and the kitten is like, controlling her from the inside.
Spokane, Washington
“She’s hot. I’d do her.”
– Melissa, our RD, about Keira Knightly in Pirates of the Caribbean.
Sweet!
Guy: Hey, Marie, we're going this way. Yeah, Marie...I'm calling you Marie today. Today is "middle name day."
Girlfriend, shrugging: Whatever you say, Carol.
--Canal Street Station
“But he’s also got this double-life where he does crazy ninja moves and spy...”
– Hurley from Lost (who, despite the strong resemblance, is not played by the same actor that is Ronnie in from Supernatrual. However, the horse used in the Lost episode What Kate Did is the Friesian cross Princess Black Pearl, whom was sold while I was looking at her over the internet years ago....
“Locating the Multiplexor…”
– What our laundry service said during restart…..apparently it is run by Transformers.
(Also…”deception” is said “deception” not “de-cept-i-con”……i was dissapointed…..)
“As long as it’s not backyard-hicktown-banjo-country or hardcore...”
– Vicky. She’s very open-minded. ; )
“If it burns your finger then you can’t stick it in your mouth.”
– good advice Elisa…
35. Crabs are Chesapeake Bay Blue Crabs, steamed...
(via rulesformyunbornson)
MD represent!
62. Draw what you see, not what you think is...
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word.
“A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a...”
– Robert Anson Heinlein (via ckck) (via rulesformyunbornson)
148. When handling a frog, be gentle.
If they make a noise you’re doing it wrong.
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149. Don't let the ice cream truck get away.
(via rulesformyunbornson)
314. If your art is bad, make it bigger.
rulesformyunbornson:
If it’s still bad, paint it red.
326. Your best chance of being a rockstar is...
(via rulesformyunbornson)
331. Be subtle. She sees you.
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Watch60gritbeard:
+KN | Kitsune Noir
I wish I could fly.
“Hold your positions! I said, “Hold your positions!”
– Four-year-old boy, crouched behind a sand wall, yelling at friends running from waves. Overheard in Sandy Hook, New Jersey.
Random guy to little boy: Hey, you have fun today?
Little boy: Yeah, sure, but I still haven't found those crabs.
--Hilo, Hawaii
Overheard by: Gwen
Your Forecast For Today: Dark
Tech Support | Houston, TX, USA
Me: “Thank you for calling **** technical support, this is ****, how can I help you?”
Customer: “Yeah, I have this error stuck on my TV screen - ‘Acquiring Satellite Signal’ - how do I fix this?”
Me: “I show from your account info that your area is undergoing a hurricane. Are you having bad weather now?”
Customer: “It’s raining and windy.”
Me: “Well, the rain...
Classified
Operation S.R.I. (Single Room Illumination) was successfully completed today by Agent 45 in retaliation against the nagging forces of the H.O.H. As this was not a Federally funded mission, the garage was no included in the outage.
“She’s fourteen and she’s got boobs out to here!”
– Little Grandmom
“Two weeks.
I’m going with Ms. Duffy.
We are going to tear Florida up.”
– Mammaw
6. erica
The most beautiful queens to ever walk the face of this earth…women named erica are fierce by nature and generally quite sassy. Example A: “ooh look at that fierce ass bitch! who’s that??” “im pretty sure thats erica” Example B: “oohwee! i know her name…her name must be candy…cuz she looks so sweet!!!” “nah…im pretty sure...
3. price
A person who is either trying to be, or actually is bloody cool. Something that was awesome or incredible. Mate, Are you trying to be Price? http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?page=1&term=price
1. PRICE
meaning “awesome”, “cool”, “hardcore”, “classic”,”great” etc…can be used in context when discribing an object or a situation or an assesment of the general and overall coolness of something. “dude, that new album I got today is so price!” http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?page=1&term=price
1. Danielle
A.)Traditional; Feminine form of Daniel, meaning ‘Judged only by GOD.’ B.) Intense, firey female Possessing ability to affect person, place, and immediate surrounding environment. Frequently manifesting such conflicting extremes that the outcome is typically one of lucidity or confusion. The conflict(s) can occur consecutively, concurrent or separate. Other characteristics of Danielle...
1. mon mon
When a girl likes to look at peoples blog, and dont reply or comment on them. Rick: Yo this girl keeps checking my blog but no comments Bill:damn she’s a mon mon! Rick: Damn that mon mon!! http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mon+mon
holy shit I'm fucking awesome →
Hahhahhahahhah
teabrodo:
60gritbeard:
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How do I get in touch with this man.
he’s my associate.
It Could'a Been, Should'a Been Worse Then it Had...
Sunday, January fourth, 2009.
Mr. Neil warns: “The footing’s goin’ ta be tricky. Where the sun can’t reach it’ll be frozen, but where it does there’ll be a layer of grease on top.”
Despite this knowledge Mr. Neil and Talent were the first ones down. Jason then proceeded to catch Talent with admirable skill and speed, leading the onlookers to ponder the idea of...
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