December 2009
“We’re having too good a time today. We ain’t thinking about...”
– John Dillinger Public Enemies
“They ain’t tough enough, smart enough or fast enough. I can hit any bank I...”
– John Dillinger Public Enemies
And the air goes out of him.
Billie: I don't know anything about you.
Dillinger: I was raised on a farm in Mooresville, Indiana. My mama ran out on us when I was three, my daddy beat the hell out of me cause he didn't know no better way to raise me. I used to do dumb things but I'm a lot smarter now. I like baseball, movies, good clothes, fast cars, whiskey, and you. What else you need to know.
Love Me Like John Dillinger
Billie: Boy, you are in a hurry.
Johnny: If you were looking at what I am looking at, honey, you'd be in a hurry too.
“Ladybug, ladybug, please fly away.”
– Dad
“Mon Mon, where did you find yourself right now?”
– Sissy….what?
Watchalkkamai:
Yup
leia’s main snuggla
“Chasing something with all of your might doesn’t mean you intend to catch...”
– Shane Sullivan, “Things I Learned Foxhunting”.
“That’s what it says.”
– The lay reader, after reading the Gospel during service, usually ends by saying: “So ends the reading of our Gospel.” Instead this was mumbled as he awkwardly left the pulpit. EVERYTHING is funny at Christmas Eve Church Service.
“Christmas Eve today and towmarrow Christmas day man what more can happen.”
– Bhahhaha FB statuses….
(In 2009,) I realized how much happier I am when...
relentless0vicky:
stayxyoung:
marabarakat:
almostalex:
cori-bell:
-tellmeyouloveme:
fueledbymusic:
wamzy:talesofaliar:caraaaaaa:woahitsshannonn:samanthajosephine:oliversykes:mariaisawonder:supnaykuhh:
And how sad I am once that’s over.
the sad thing is is that this is completely true. i’ve been depressed since i’ve stopped going to concerts. i don’t blame it on not going to...
That was the plan.
Jamie (holding up week and a hlaf old wanton soup): What's this?
Me: It's the concoction for the baby shrimp.
Me: It's what I feed them. I keep them in the microwave, and bip them a few seconds for punishment if they misbehave.
Mom: Never have children.
“I will cherish this show forever.”
– Ant D. concerning Supernatural.
AND OMG YOU FELL OFF MARCUS what happened?
onmyreturn: YES HE WAS AN ASSHOLE TODAY
onmyreturn: lol ok so
onmyreturn: Mary dressed up Rock On in like a bunch of stuff
onmyreturn: like there was shit on his feet, around his neck, his mane was braided and his forelock had a little bow and shit in it
onmyreturn: and we were all teasing her that the horses would freak the fuck out because of it
onmyreturn: so we get in the ring
onmyreturn: and he's walking around, fine with all the shit all over him
onmyreturn: and we start trotting
onmyreturn: not even five minutes in
onmyreturn: me and Marcus pass the gate in the little indoor and something outside fucking caught his eye
onmyreturn: and he just took off down the long side with his head between his knees
onmyreturn: bucking bronco style all the way to the other gate
onmyreturn: i stayed on
Ryder del Fin: fuck
onmyreturn: and nearly beat his face off with the crop in my hand
onmyreturn: so we kept going
onmyreturn: and then we come around again and someone comes flying in with the feed cart
onmyreturn: Marcus takes off again
onmyreturn: Rock On takes off
onmyreturn: i stay on down the longside and then he unseated me
onmyreturn: i fell off, landed on my side and got the wind knocked out of me
onmyreturn: Mary somersaulted off Rock On
onmyreturn: two loose horses barreling around the indoor
onmyreturn: Rock On's reins were dragging
onmyreturn: Marcus was prancing around like a retard
onmyreturn: i had to get up off the ground because he was running around at me
onmyreturn: and i was like doubled over, couldn't breath, i'm looking at Mary and we're both laughing
onmyreturn: so Kerry is pissed
onmyreturn: Marcus gets put on the lunge line
onmyreturn: Stepha was going to lunge him
onmyreturn: goes to let him go to circle around her
onmyreturn: and he rips the line out of her hand
onmyreturn: and takes off loose again
onmyreturn: we watch the bastard
onmyreturn: get everyone out of the ring
onmyreturn: Kerry fucking puts a chain on his nose and owns that bitch
onmyreturn: lunges him for like 15 minutes straight, working hard
onmyreturn: i had to get back on him after that by myself in the ring to make sure he wouldn't flip out
onmyreturn: he was ok
onmyreturn: everyone came back in
onmyreturn: and i fucking schooled the shit out of that horse for the rest of the lesson
“Who is Anna?’
The girl in the photo.
But how do you know her name?”
– But more importantly, why does she have a fawn? (via ryder)
And more importantly still, why does she have a fawn in the supermarket?
(via alkkamai)
Obviously the fawn went to the supermarket to help pick out provisions, it seems he prefers Honey Grahams.
“Who is Anna?”
– But more importantly, why does she have a fawn?
“She was like…She was like, She-shewaslike BLAHHHHHHHHHHH!”
– Overly obnoxious girl at neighboring cafeteria table.
Ant D Wishes
i wish i was a little bit taller i pray to God that i dont have a daughter wish i had lots of money all i have is a quarter wish i can have a girl but i couldnt afford her
