Matt (calling in a girly voice): Captain Jaaaack!
Vicky: Are you making fun of her?
Matt: No, I'm making fun of her jackass.
Erica what were you trying to tell me when you severely fucked up numbers?– Vicky
I have five horses at home. Three of them are dogs. Do you want to go to the...– Me holding up 4 fingers, then 6, then shaking my head.
You better be sure they WANT you to come back before you save your best song for...– A Guitar Hero’s words of wisdom.
These two are going to have the best calluses and my other fingers are going to...– Vicky, playing the guitar.
I didn’t have a picture of a termite so I just put a dragon.– Professor, Jacksonville, Florida
cultyouth: teabrodo: cultyouth: Someone ate my mozzarella sticks…. I hadnt even opened them yet. Granted they were TGIF’s brand, completely unhealthy, but it’s a quick lunch and I was craving it. And they’re not there… I took so much stuff out of the freezer…. what the fuck. Someone ate my mozzarella sticks and I am not cool with this. i would not be cool with that either. in fact,...
LED Sheep Art →
hmm…. cultyouth: A group of men from Wales shepherded their sheep with lights on them to create ridiculous light shows. This is really fantastic.
In the beginner’s mind there are many possibilities. In the expert’s...– Shunryu Suzuki
Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed.– Maria Montessori (1870 - 1952)
This doesn’t mean, of course, that I’m advocating cheating. But I am...– Columnist Martha Brockenbrough
I found this video like a week ago, but then... →
teabrodo: Dave: there was the video of a honey badger and a cobra battling and he gets bit but he kills the snake before passing out. when he wakes up he just shakes it off and eats the snake. SUCH A BAD MOTHER Me: no shit. Dave: mother fucker of course. i’m sure that honey badgers are very maternal
Smoking candy canes in the space of fuck.– Ant.
You look cool carrying a guitar.– Vicky to me. ; p
Nobody Even Pretends to Understand U.S. Politics
Teacher: So, you have two teams. Let's make a team name. Like...the red team and the green team, or the lion team and the tiger team. What's your team name?
Ten-year-old boy: Obama team. (team members nod)
Teacher: Uh, okay. (to other team) So, are you guys the McCain team?
Ten-year-old girl: No! (whispered consultation with team members) Blue team.
I Think I Love You-- Wanna Multiply?
Student #1, taking multivariable calculus: Don't fuck with my logic, my logic is unfuckable!
Student #2: Don't worry, we'll find a hole.
Student #3: By dividing by zero!
Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to...– Unknown
Do not leave your chopsticks in your mouth while...
This is also rather dangerous, should you slip and land face-down. http://www.justhungry.com/your-guide-better-chopstick-etiquette-mostly-japanese