March 2009
Matt (calling in a girly voice): Captain Jaaaack!
Vicky: Are you making fun of her?
Matt: No, I'm making fun of her jackass.
“Erica what were you trying to tell me when you severely fucked up numbers?”
– Vicky
“I have five horses at home. Three of them are dogs. Do you want to go to the...”
– Me holding up 4 fingers, then 6, then shaking my head.
“You better be sure they WANT you to come back before you save your best song for...”
– A Guitar Hero’s words of wisdom.
“These two are going to have the best calluses and my other fingers are going to...”
– Vicky, playing the guitar.
“I didn’t have a picture of a termite so I just put a dragon.”
– Professor, Jacksonville, Florida
cultyouth:
teabrodo:
cultyouth:
Someone ate my mozzarella sticks….
I hadnt even opened them yet. Granted they were TGIF’s brand, completely unhealthy, but it’s a quick lunch and I was craving it.
And they’re not there… I took so much stuff out of the freezer…. what the fuck.
Someone ate my mozzarella sticks and I am not cool with this.
i would not be cool with that either. in fact,...
LED Sheep Art →
hmm….
cultyouth:
A group of men from Wales shepherded their sheep with lights on them to create ridiculous light shows. This is really fantastic.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoGYx35ypus →
Watch
“In the beginner’s mind there are many possibilities. In the expert’s...”
– Shunryu Suzuki
“Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed.”
– Maria Montessori (1870 - 1952)
“This doesn’t mean, of course, that I’m advocating cheating. But I am...”
– Columnist Martha Brockenbrough
http://www.slate.com/id/2213353/?GT1=38001 →
I found this video like a week ago, but then... →
teabrodo:
Dave: there was the video of a honey badger and a cobra battling and he gets bit but he kills the snake before passing out. when he wakes up he just shakes it off and eats the snake. SUCH A BAD MOTHER
Me: no shit.
Dave: mother fucker of course. i’m sure that honey badgers are very maternal
“Smoking candy canes in the space of fuck.”
– Ant.
“You look cool carrying a guitar.”
– Vicky to me. ; p
Nobody Even Pretends to Understand U.S. Politics
Teacher: So, you have two teams. Let's make a team name. Like...the red team and the green team, or the lion team and the tiger team. What's your team name?
Ten-year-old boy: Obama team. (team members nod)
Teacher: Uh, okay. (to other team) So, are you guys the McCain team?
Ten-year-old girl: No! (whispered consultation with team members) Blue team.
English School
Gifu
Japan (lol)
I Think I Love You-- Wanna Multiply?
Student #1, taking multivariable calculus: Don't fuck with my logic, my logic is unfuckable!
Student #2: Don't worry, we'll find a hole.
Student #3: By dividing by zero!
--NYU Poly
“Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to...”
– Unknown
Do not leave your chopsticks in your mouth while...
This is also rather dangerous, should you slip and land face-down.
http://www.justhungry.com/your-guide-better-chopstick-etiquette-mostly-japanese
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