October 2010
Truth →
“Oh it’s ok, I just Febrezed it.”
– A reassuring explanation as to why anything may be wet.
“A wise person once told me: that if a guy wants to be with a girl, he will make...”
– it is what it is
“Mmm bop your way out of here.”
– Dean
“She wants my cock!”
– Kristin, exasperated, as some slut from VA texted her thinking she was “Brian.”
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“Hmm… Still warm. Ate dinner two hours ago.”
– Jamie’s Sid the sloth remix. ;)
