Oh it’s ok, I just Febrezed it.– A reassuring explanation as to why anything may be wet.
A wise person once told me: that if a guy wants to be with a girl, he will make...– it is what it is
Mmm bop your way out of here.– Dean
She wants my cock!– Kristin, exasperated, as some slut from VA texted her thinking she was “Brian.”
Hmm… Still warm. Ate dinner two hours ago.– Jamie’s Sid the sloth remix. ;)