Don’t cross the line.
ntsmith: voldemortismyking replied to your post: So today God I hope it was Voldemort..I mean Mr Riddle. It sure was YES
I’ve got two tickets to Iron Maiden baby Come with me Friday -...– Wheatus
this queue you speak of is gay! i want what i want now…not later– http://fortheloveofsnow.tumblr.com/
You're not quite Satan, but I really think I hate...
If this is what you think is honest Honestly, I think I’m gonna freak out This isn’t where I wanna be, wanna be I think I’ll let myself out Show me the door, oh ‘Cause I’m leaving the way I came in With the mess I made Tonight will be the one to set it off We had our lights on the town Your eyes were smiling then You left me hanging around with all your wack...
A Homeboy's Life: purple teeth. purple liquid... →
purple teeth. purple liquid courage. i deserve a purple heart. i just wanna swim inside your salty eyelids just like a shark. damn, i’m a head case. doc gave me a new face. even my problems…
Oh, that’s my favorite F!– Andrew FNB
But if you went to the past, no one would be there….. because they would...– Shelby Newman
I need to be able to dissect it and then put it back together.
reblog if you do the guilty pleasure dance
jpchapter3: vincentpetrocelli: theswingset: purplemonsterer: wakeupimadramaqueen: johnlikesanal: snortingblood: folieabecca: mustachewhiskers: mysluttyassistantdebbie: atlnosillasllew: yourexistenceisirrelevant: youresocynical: hahanichole: raindropsxonxroses: smellslikechristmas: (via lunaticofagodorgodofalunatic) It’s a big hit at parties. And lunchtime. And…...
She named her horse Spot?– What? Oh balls, if only I was creative..
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Evan.– You looked like Paul Walker with black hair.
You Can't Even
Basically the hottest thing I’ve ever see. Ever. This spy comes flying up the freeway on his black bike, with his helmet, and red shirt and shit. And he’s all passing the cars single-handedly. Yeah. One fucking hand. One. The other hand is just hanging there like some cool guys don’t look at explosions. I about pass out and run my poor car off the road cause I can’t take...
Yahoo! Answers: Why does my rabbit gets scared of... →
I started practising guitar few days back when i noticed my bunny gets very scared and alert. He does not seem to like the sound. Some times he is just okay when I play it but other times he gets alert . I do not play guitar at home anymore but just want to know why does this happens
That would be prime.– Jamie
I believe in morality, which is doing what is right regardless of what I am...– Oh balls, if only I was creative..
Epic craigslist ad is epic
ntsmith: sourgrapesnapee: mistressmalfoy: franklymydear: unoccupiedspace: wakeupthesleepers: xadlc: justme-evan: ninjacorn: sofapizza: This is amazing. This is how all ads need to be. I love this. best ever dude, i would so buy this car.
The Four Houses of Hogwarts
ntsmith: dumbledoreisabamf: andarocketship / nitwit-blubber-oddment-tweak
I saved a turtle on the way to work today. Didn’t have my shoes on so my socks got soaked. Got passed on Rt. 30 on my way to work today, when it was raining balls. I had to break so he could get between me and the car directly in front of me. I flipped him off. However, the torrential downpour limited his visibility so I layed on my horn and then hi-beamed him. Basically I threw him...
ntsmith: ryder: jpchapter3: Probably the best store on the planet, considering last time i was there…THEY HAD AVATAR SHOES! THIS IS JANGO FETT. FALSE. This is a clone trooper. Captain Rex to be exact :P Everything I know is a lie.
Squeep– Can be used to replace any word starting with an “s.” For example: Squeep dreams! I can’t wait to eat my Squeepberries and whipped cream! May I have a squeep of ice cream? I’m going to go to squeep.