That was way too cheesy not to say.
(410): How comes you always have such fantastic dreams?
(732): Because you're my dream come true.
crunch-: If I sleep too much, my parents complain. If I don’t get enough sleep, my parents complain. If I eat too much, my parents complain. If I don’t eat enough, my parents complain. If I’m always in my room, my parents complain. If I go out too much, my parents complain
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Single Serving Tumblr of the Day: The Content Farm. How to Tell Someone You Love Them “If the person you love is a woman, say “I love you” with rose petals. Put them on her bed, fill her car with them, put them in her dinner, tape them to her dog, etc.”
The Cuntmentality: What Planned Parenthood... →
feministblackboard: Conservatives are fond of willfully ignorant statements like: Our tax dollars shouldn’t go to abortion, so Planned Parenthood should have its funding stripped. We all know this is a lie. The information to debunk this claim is widely and readily available. Aside from the three percent of PP’s budget that goes to abortion care (and that 3% is privately funded, duh), PP’s...
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When your parents ask you to act like a normal...
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The Boy Who Lived~ The Brightest Witch Of Her Age~ The King~
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