operation black mamba.
I think and see and hear all of these things…then wonder what happens. That I may never recall them; and it puts me at a terrible unrest….searching for everything that I may have forgotten…… and in doing so finding more and more and more until the list becomes unbearable.
Oct 31
They did a Pirate shoot too!
Fricking sweet.
Wicked.
Photo shoots for America’s Next Top Model. Crazy.
Oct 28
Good advice.
Snow?….Before Halloween?
“ Should anyone find a dark blue cool weather jacket, last seen on Monday 10/28 in Littell 105 between noon and 1pm, please let me know. It’s mine, and now I’m cold.
— Prof. Matt Mendres
It’s like a porno?….(apparently that’s what they say up in Jersey…….)
Oct 25
Designated Texter
a passenger who reads and replies to any and all text messages recieved on the drivers phone, thus alowing the driver to focus on the road and not hit anything or get pulled over for reckless driving. Guy 1: “Woah, i almost hit that telephone pole back there, Dude you should be my designated texter ”Guy 2: “Yeah no problem bro” Thank you urban dictionary. XD
Oct 23
“ Beat his little punk ass.
— Moo Moo Vu
5PM At Least I Don't End My Sentences with Prepositions
- Angry customer on phone: Where are you located at?
- CSR: Iowa.
- Angry customer on phone: I outta come there and kick your ass!
- Calm CSR: With all due respect sir, bring it. (hangs up)
- Boyrum
- Iowa City, Iowa
- Overheard by: Cube Mate
11AM Why We Always Get Tech Support's Voicemail: Explained
- Tech #1: Is Victor* here?
- Tech #2: No--if I'm here it means Victor's in Chapel Hill.
- Tech #1: Oh, I was going to tell him there's a butterfly outside.
- Tech #2: A butterfly?
- Tech #1: I know how he likes them.
- Tech #2: Is it big?
- Tech #1: It's a good one.
- Tech #2: I'd like to go look.
- (they both leave)
- North Carolina
Oct 21
I wish I had some, I'm starving.
- tsunamidriveby: i'm so behind
- Ryder del Fin: yeah
- tsunamidriveby: which is why i have so much wpork now